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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: towelie on December 02, 2011, 04:33 am

Title: Dumbest feedback of the day
Post by: towelie on December 02, 2011, 04:33 am
Found this gem.

4 /5 :  Prompt shipping, great Product. I do have to Ding you on Packaging. Pills were taped in the nakedbuff and when tape was removed, product stuck to tape. In order not to waste product stuck on tape I had rool up tape and smoke it...different sort of buzz, but wont smoke powdered scotch tape again.

WTF? I hope this person didn't do what they say they did. Just in case they did and they read this. Any residue stuck on tape is going to be 99.98% filler. I just weighed a 2mg K-pin and it weighed 171mg, what does that tell ya?
Title: Re: Dumbest feedback of the day
Post by: microRNA on December 02, 2011, 05:16 am
Actually it tells me that 98.83 % of that powder stuck to the tape was filler lol

No but for real that is a hilarious feedback. Must have been all the yummy toxic polymer byproducts. Hopefully they werent serious...

Contemplating it though, I might suck on a piece of tape with some of my precious blue residue on it... but you know they cost like 30 bucks a pop and are around only 69.69 percent filler so it would be justifiable :P
Title: Re: Dumbest feedback of the day
Post by: losthighway on December 02, 2011, 05:24 am
lmao at that one
Title: Re: Dumbest feedback of the day
Post by: madamebradley on December 02, 2011, 05:47 am
I simply cannot imagine his thought process that justified smoking fucking scotch tape (burning plastic and polymers? no thanks!) to get the residue of some pill that may or may not be even smokable.

I pity that individual. :/
Title: Re: Dumbest feedback of the day
Post by: PriscillaMarie90 on December 02, 2011, 07:35 am
We can only hope that situations like this will eliminate some of the morons from our planet.

"How did he die?"
"Well we thought it was because he smoked Scotch tape, but it turns out he did that on a daily basis.. Apparently he died when he tried to quit smoking cigarettes by injecting nicotine concentrate into his eyeballs...."
"Oh.. Ahahahahahah"
Title: Re: Dumbest feedback of the day
Post by: yamato on December 02, 2011, 07:38 am
That is definitely one of the dumbest comments I have read in a while
Title: Re: Dumbest feedback of the day
Post by: towelie on December 02, 2011, 07:38 am
Actually it tells me that 98.83 % of that powder stuck to the tape was filler lol

Smarty pants :D

That wasn't for me, just an unlucky vendor.

You know, I think we should make this a sticky in the off topic. No vendor info given just ridiculous feed back.
It may prove beneficial in a way.
Title: Re: Dumbest feedback of the day
Post by: Dopeboy on December 02, 2011, 10:46 am
Hey in all fairness, the guy DID pay for that 1.17% that was stuck to the tape. And the economy IS in a downturn. lol. Gotta get your money's worth.
Title: Re: Dumbest feedback of the day
Post by: quinone on December 02, 2011, 08:56 pm
Scotch tape isn't made of plastic, it's made of a cellulose film (polymerized glucose subunits) ... but yeah, i'm gonna be quiet now.

Don't smoke tape kids!

PS: I'm sure the adhesive is poisonous enough to clear the gene pool of just one more spec of ever increasing pond scum
Title: Re: Dumbest feedback of the day
Post by: brainstew on December 02, 2011, 10:52 pm
omg, i laughed my ass off at that. nice comment too PriscillaMarie, that was just as funny if not even better.

On a side note, when I was young, early teens I guess, and my cigarettes broke I'd try to find ways to get the most out of them. I scotched taped one and smoked it. All I can say is nasty. Though I didn't catch a buzz like this person did.
Title: Re: Dumbest feedback of the day
Post by: Aliahad on December 02, 2011, 11:24 pm
.... and are around only 69.69 percent filler so it would be justifiable :P
I see what you did there.
Title: Re: Dumbest feedback of the day
Post by: MrDdroMcGillacutty on December 04, 2011, 03:32 am
Damn it man! Now you say something. Damn! I need to stay on the forums more often. I have also had this same tape problem. Product sticks to the tape. I don't get it. I tried smoking it but the fumes and taste.... YUCK! No thanks. Then I started liking and sucking on the tape. I ended up with cuts on my tongue and in my mouth. OUCH! Painful!! Again, not a good idea. AND Neosporin tastes bad and NOT intended to be in your mouth. READ the direction first. Another lesson learned.

I've tried to scrape the tape but it always ends up in tiny strips and the glue always comes off.  Any ideas... Please help. I paid for it and I want it.
Title: Re: Dumbest feedback of the day
Post by: quinone on December 04, 2011, 05:44 am
Damn it man! Now you say something. Damn! I need to stay on the forums more often. I have also had this same tape problem. Product sticks to the tape. I don't get it. I tried smoking it but the fumes and taste.... YUCK! No thanks. Then I started liking and sucking on the tape. I ended up with cuts on my tongue and in my mouth. OUCH! Painful!! Again, not a good idea. AND Neosporin tastes bad and NOT intended to be in your mouth. READ the direction first. Another lesson learned.

I've tried to scrape the tape but it always ends up in tiny strips and the glue always comes off.  Any ideas... Please help. I paid for it and I want it.

Put the tape in water to dissolve the drug, then drink the water ?
Title: Re: Dumbest feedback of the day
Post by: Variety Jones on December 04, 2011, 01:45 pm
Now, that's just silly.

The proper procedure is obviously to melt the tape in everclear, and then simply drink the everclear/tape/powder mixture.

For added streed-cred, light it on fire before drinking.  :o
Title: Re: Dumbest feedback of the day
Post by: E=daveCĀ² on December 04, 2011, 07:04 pm
I cleaned my pipe with 91% iso alcohol to dissolve the goodies and then proceeded to boil it off on my gas stove in a Pyrex baking dish. A small flash fire later and poof, ghetto resin recovery is complete and ready to be scraped into a gooey pile with a razor blade. Oh yeah, don't throw water on an alcohol fire cause it floats like grease and stings like a bee.
Title: Re: Dumbest feedback of the day
Post by: MrDdroMcGillacutty on December 04, 2011, 08:55 pm
OH, Disgusting. You drink it? EWE!! The tape cuts my mouth and tongue. I do not want to experience the "other end" of that situation. NO THANK YOU! I do not care what you soak it in or how long. IT can NOT be good coming out that way. Drinking it... some people will do anything.
Title: Re: Dumbest feedback of the day
Post by: Meister on May 24, 2012, 05:59 pm
OT is dead today and I was going through reading some very old ones and thought this one was hilarious. Anyone else know of any equally funny feedback comments?
Title: Re: Dumbest feedback of the day
Post by: northsidepk on May 24, 2012, 06:06 pm
what a great thread....

We need more vendors to chime in and displace their crazy feedbacks!
Title: Re: Dumbest feedback of the day
Post by: ravc on May 24, 2012, 06:12 pm
Saw this one today.

4 /5 :  Fast shipping, good quality, will use vendor again.
Title: Re: Dumbest feedback of the day
Post by: Delta11 on May 24, 2012, 07:12 pm
Saw this one today.

4 /5 :  Fast shipping, good quality, will use vendor again.
Aw man those kill me!
Title: Re: Dumbest feedback of the day
Post by: gtgeorgz on May 24, 2012, 07:32 pm
hahahahahha are you serious?! can you link to what product this was posted on? :)
Title: Re: Dumbest feedback of the day
Post by: Knomo on May 24, 2012, 08:12 pm
Leave feedback here ::)

And about the tape, I would say just eat the damn pill.. Who cares about a bit of tape ;D The entire thing is made of chemical stuff
Title: Re: Dumbest feedback of the day
Post by: QwertAnon on May 25, 2012, 12:19 am
Saw this one today.

4 /5 :  Fast shipping, good quality, will use vendor again.

saw that too :D
must be a european vendor but can't remember which one
Title: Re: Dumbest feedback of the day
Post by: dandan321 on May 25, 2012, 12:38 am
Wasn't me I swear..